So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?
This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them....– Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via albinwonderland)
You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago.– My friend Kim, one of the wisest women I have ever known. (via ordinarywonder)
snapchatting: romantic playlist for that special someone Bring Me To Life - Evanescence Pitbull just anything by Pitbull Thrift Shop (Kidz Bop version) a ukulele cover of Call Me Maybe Jason Derulo saying “Jason Derulo”
2073: money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
assiest: pink freud’s greatest album was hand’s down ‘dark side of the mom’